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Part 11 - Captain Keith, Pirate of the willows

At the end of every summer, kids start to go a little crazy. They don't want to go back to school, but, they are toxically bored and stir crazy. When I was about ten, my backyard had three willow trees (actually four trees as two of them grew together). Willows are not the most sturdy trees but they are still good to climb and quite springy. They all thrived on the leakage from our septic tank which provided them with lots or nourishment courtesy of our frequently used toilets. So, you are probably asking yourself, "what the hell do willow trees have to do with bored kids and the end of the summer?" I am getting to that, boy you're impatient. You ought to slow down, bucko. You'll end up having a heart attack from stress and you'll blame me for writing this story.

Ok, where was I? Oh yeah, willow trees. The other thing that happened at the end of the summer was a fairly drastic change in weather. After sweating like pigs and spending most of our time in our above ground pools, we caught a break when the weather got a little cooler due to a bunch of wind that seemed to show up at the end of August. I have always had an active imagination and spent a lot of time reading under those willow trees. I guess that is where I got the idea that they were not just willow trees, but, tall ships at sea, sails billowing in the slow, hot wind of summer. Climbing as high as I could and holding on for dear life as the wind blew the branches to and fro, I became Captain Keith, the bearded pirate and scourge of the seven seas. Hanging from the mizzen mast, shouting into the wind, "Ahoy maties" and swinging a long branch as a sword. Ah, those were the days my friend. To this day, when a strong winds starts kicking up and trees start swaying, I get a faraway look in my eyes and I am back on the high seas searching for ships to plunder and bootie to bury. Captain Keith, Pirate of the willows!

 

 

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